I'm a creative. Ketchup lover and margarine despiser of note. Salty is the taste of tears...and salt flavoured crisps.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Stir occasionally.
Useless client service people should be boiled in a pot on low heat. Not the good client service people. Just the useless ones. Which means you'll still have to use a pretty huge pot.
To find out if I really lik... love Britney, please go to www.kevinfederlinedidn'tdeserveyoumyprincess.com. I once was a creative by creative standards. I had mini dreads that didn't really 'dread' all the way and converse all-stars. I rocked. But struck one day by the idea that it was time for change, I... in a moment of human weakness cut my almost-dreads and traded in my converses for open toed sandals. Now I walk these advertising corridors with the feeling that I don't fit in, occasionally curling up in a foetal position on the floor and yelling 'Why! Why! Sob sob (Then silently) why...salty is the taste of my tears
6 comments:
LOL that Britney "poo" just kills me every time I'm on your profile. Of course, you can't really be serious.
Right?
Right??
What are client service people?
Do you also have red hair and Bata bullets like Mudskippah?
Client service people are meat-heads who would make excellent soup stock. Especially in Tonga, where humans find human meat a delicacy.
To find out if I really lik... love Britney, please go to
www.kevinfederlinedidn'tdeserveyoumyprincess.com. I once was a creative by creative standards. I had mini dreads that didn't really 'dread' all the way and converse all-stars. I rocked. But struck one day by the idea that it was time for change, I... in a moment of human weakness cut my almost-dreads and traded in my converses for open toed sandals. Now I walk these advertising corridors with the feeling that I don't fit in, occasionally curling up in a foetal position on the floor and yelling 'Why! Why! Sob sob (Then silently) why...salty is the taste of my tears
Shut up and grow your hair.
AOB: I read somewhere about butt-plugs and protrates. Now all I need is one of those soap-stone craftsmen. One willing to work discreetly...
what with all this killing... Can't we all just be freinds hehehehehehhehehhhehehhehhh.. oppps i just killed an ant on my desk.
Stone voyeur: Bring on the Bong!!
No...seriously.
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