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That's a phrase that means leave. Bounce. Walk into the sunset. And all the other clichéd ways people say they are going away. I'm going to live and work in a new country, with hot chicks who constantly feign interest in foreigners so I'm guaranteed I'll never have a serious relationship there. Which is a good thing cos I already have one here. And with my friends threatening to get married, I'm not too averse to following suit when the time comes.
I'm going to live and work where it's freakin hot, and we have a beach a hiccup away from work. The only excuse for lack of motivation is that you forgot your swimming shorts, or you are wearing those disgusting speedos in which case you don't deserve the reprieve.
I'm going to live and work where I know nobody and nobody knows me. So I have the 'once-in-a-lifetime-miss-this-and-miss-all' opportunity to become a totally different person. And yet this will only serve to entertain me at the expense of what my new friends believe albeit for a short while, before I regress into my current self and leave them like 'hey, where did the fun guy go?'
I'm going to live and work where they have a slightly different work ethic. Nuff sed on that one. I hope I don't get absorbed.
I'm going to live and work in a different country. And I'll miss Kenya. But I'm freakin stoked all the same!!!!! Listen to Kwaito and Techno and House. It's good for your prostrate...if you have one.
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BE YOURSELF IS ALL THAT YOU CAN BE.
BE YOURSELF IS ALL THAT YOU CAN BE.
BE YOURSELF IS ALL THAT YOU CAN BE.
BE YOURSELF IS ALL THA... hold on, I think someone else said that. So, ahm, enjoy the sun and the beaches!
Hi ho and away we go!
ha!
You'll do good. i mean that in the most Lateral of ways.
Responsibility is guaranteed, respect is to be earned.
Stick to Kwaito and house...it makes your prostate throb. If you've got one.
i wont patronise you by telling you to enjoy the sun and beaches....as if there's anything else to do with THE SUN AND BEACHES!
he he
Later.
I will patronise you by telling you to enjoy the sun and the beaches. Unless you write another post!
Done.
LOL you guys are cracking me up. And I haven't heard the word stoked in a minute!!
So..... is it really as good as they say it is????
Better (Insert knowing wink followed by subtle tilting of the head here).
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